Ike and Tina Tern

Last weekend our niece Lucinda was watching our friends on the raft from the window seat in the living room, and christened them Ike and Tina Tern:

Now, it's got out of hand. Some of the more outlandish celebrity/movie animal names, like Twentieth-Century Fox, don't even make sense:

Here, Fast Eddie Felson stares down Stephen Seagull who, being well hard, isn't going anywhere: